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Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

.sh1 - .sh6

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

h1 - h6 + .sh1 - .sh6 + p

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache.

Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

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For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.

Go hide in the trees. I'll call you when it's safe.

dl + dt + dd

Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?

No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.

I ride alone.

Change it.

• It took me four years to get that right.
• It did?

There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, I have to...

Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.

What's gonna happen to me in Oakood Estates?

I'm just the town drunk.

1. I want more than that. I wanna see the world.
2. I wanna see other towns at least.

They're all the same.

But you don't know that for sure.

I do, Peter.

I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, even if I wanted one. You see, I know what happens. I know the future.

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Well, the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, are always taking advantage of the good guys, who are usually poor. I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, defeat the bad guys, and then I ride out. Over and over. It's my karma, I guess. This sort of thing drove the bad guys crazy. And they did everything they could think of to get rid of us. Of course, it never worked. In the first place, Rex always knew what they were gonna do before they did it. And in the second place, they were the bad guys, so they couldn't win.

The problem is, we are bad and he's good, so he always beats us.

What the colonel had was a truly great idea. All we knew, at the time, was what usually happened. The bad guys would get a hired gun and a shootout would follow.

But I could tell Rex was getting a little edgy.

It was like he knew something was going to happen that hadn't happened before.

I <need> some <time> alone. <I> need <some> me <time>.

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.

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var cast = characters.addCharacter({
	rex       : ['cowboy', 'singer'],
	persona   : 'good guy',
	catchline : function() { console.log('I ride alone.'); },
	sidekick  : 'Peter, the town drunk.'
});

colonel@rancho:~$ ssh rancho.ticonderoga.com
Last login: Fri May 10 09:10:17 1985 from rancho.ticonderoga.com on pts/1
Ranch demo 2.6.10-grsec+gg3+e+fhs6b+nfs+gr0501+++p3+c4a+gr2b-reslog-v6.189 #1 SMP Fri May 10 09:10:17 PST 1985 i686 unknown

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1. Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
2. No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.
3. I ride alone.
4. Change it.
   • It took me four years to get that right.
   • There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, l have to...
     1. Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.
     2. What's gonna happen to me in Oakood Estates?
   • I'm just the town drunk.
5. I want more than that. I wanna see the world. I wanna see other towns at least.

   They're all the same.

   But you don't know that for sure.

   I do, Peter.

6. I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, even if I wanted one. You see, I know what happens. I know the future.

1. Go hide in the trees.
2. 
3. I'll call you when it's safe.

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• Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
• No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.
• I ride alone.
• Change it.
  1. It took me four years to get that right.
  2. There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, l have to...
     • Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.
     • What's gonna happen to me in Oakood Estates?
  3. I'm just the town drunk.
• I want more than that. I wanna see the world. I wanna see other towns at least.

  They're all the same.

  But you don't know that for sure.

  I do, Peter.

• I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, even if I wanted one. You see, I know what happens. I know the future.

• Look, I painted a circle around Isabel's eye.
• What do you think?
• I think you're weird.

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Hi, stranger, wanna know what's going on?

I'm the town doctor, you fool.

abbr

Oh, no, Mr. Rex, we don't fight. We don't believe in that. Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. That's our motto.

Come on. You wanna be a sidekick, learn the ropes.

OK, Rex. OK.

Good. Vey good.

Thank you. Thank you vey much.

OK.

bdi

Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead.

bdo

Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead.

cite

But I just want to say one thing.

l hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands.

Who?

Barber. Bob Barber.

Bob Barber?

That's what the colonel's daughter called him.

Not Bad Bob Barber?

Bothersome Bob Barber?

Bob "The Butcher" Barber?

No.

No, just Bob.

My favorite movie is Rustlers' Rhapsody by Hugh Wilson.

Rustlers' Rhapsody, by Hugh Wilson.

Rustlers' Rhapsody is a great movie, even after 73 viewings.

Rustlers' Rhapsody, by Hugh Wilson

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In the '60s, they started making these spaghetti Westerns. I was always jealous of these guys because they had better background music than we did. They all got to wear those great raincoats, even when it was 110° in the shade. Trouble was, you could hardly understand anything they said.

To create a new array of cowboys, type the following: var cowboys = new Array(3)

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• Rustlers Rhapsody (2013)
• Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)
• Rustlers' Rhapsody [VHS] (1985)

dfn

OK can be used to express assent, agreement, or acceptance.

There's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the sun!

Just shoot, OK?

em + i

I can't be sure. I don't want to start a panic, but I think... I think it's some kind of bacteria that splits the skin. Fortunately, so far, it's just confined to males, but who can tell? I'm not prepared to fight this kind of thing. I don't have the tools or the know-how. I don't have the drugs!

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Capsasdfghjkl;'Enter
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Press CTRL+F5 if you ride alone.

Press Shift + F3 if you can smell the sheepherders.

To make the cattlemen join forces with the railroad guys, select File + Join Forces....

To shoot the guns out of their hands, select File › Bang bang!

A + B + C + D + E + F + G + H + I + J + K + L + M + N + O + P + Q + R + S + T + U + V + W + X + Y and Z!

mark

I'll curse if I want to! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee-tee, do-do.

Hold on, little buckaroos. You can't be hearing language like that. Get on back to school, obey your teachers and study really hard.

q

Oh. It's all so violent.

Me time?

Bob The Butcher Barber?

I can't help but feel a little responsible for what's happened here today. Would a totally sincere sorry do?

On Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, On, Wildfire, on!

ruby + rp + rt

攻殻（こうかく）機動隊（きどうたい）

攻（こう）殻（かく）機（き）動（どう）隊（たい）（O'Herlihan）

The Singing Cowboy —草泥馬(Rex O'Herlihan)— is … confused by this asian type —河蟹(O'Herlihan)— because he's a cowboy.

世（ㄕˋ）上（ㄕㄤˋ）無（ㄨˊ）難（ㄋㄢˊ）事（ㄕˋ）只（ㄓˇ）怕（ㄆㄚˋ）有（ㄧㄡˇ）心（ㄒㄧㄣ）人（ㄖㄣˊ）（¡Adiós buckaroos!）

한자(漢字)

buckaroo (buck-a-roo)

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For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.

Oh yeah, root's kicking in.

samp

The computer said On, Wildfire, on! but I didn't know what that meant.

When you click the Delete button, you will be asked Do you ride alone? Click Yes to continue.

If the browser spits out an error message such as Doomed, l tell you! Doomed!, you may have simply ordered a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.

The Cowboy menu is where you will find the important Yee-haw! and Buckaroo! commands

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Let me guess. You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on.

You can kill me too, if you want. But I think it's exactly this type of thing that drives down property values here in Oakood Estates …

Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.

strong + b

What in the hell are you? Just a stranger passing through. Where in the hell did you get that shirt? How a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.

sub + sup

H₂O is the chemical formula for water; Peter, the town drunk, learned this on the 10^th of May, 1985.

Mister, _{I never saw shooting like that in my life}. ^{You're good}.

Miss Tracy said H₂SO₄. Num².

The sheepherders' say that the most beautiful women are M^lle Gwendoline and M^me Denise.

The 1^st, 2^nd, 3^rd and 4^th railroad men were fixin' to shoot Rex and his sidekick.

The Colonel's daughter learned that the coordinate of the ith point is (x_i, y_i). This helped her to realized that the 10th point has coordinate (x₁₀, y₁₀).

Unfortunatley, not many cowboys understand E=mc² f(x, n) = log₄xⁿ.

time

"Well, time to hit the sack. Night, Peter.

Pleasant dreams, Rex.

Rhustlers' Rhapsody was released on the 10^th of May, 1985.

Yup, that's right, it was 1985.

The popular showtime hour was 8 p.m..

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Rex O'Herlihan

When Rex realized that he couldn't read 屈原放逐，乃賦離騒。左丘失明，厥有國語。（司馬遷 《報任安書》）, he jumped on his horse and rode off into the sunset.

Rex O'Herlihan is the main protagonist in Hugh Wilson's comedy-Western "Rustlers' Rhapsody".

Wilson, Hugh. Rustlers' Rhapsody. Paramount Pictures films, 1985.

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Peter turned to the blackboard and picked up the chalk. After a few moment's thought, he wrote E = m c². Mr. O'Herlihan looked pleased.

Thanks to Rex, Peter learned that E energy is equal to m mass multiplied by the c speed of light, squared.

Oddly enough, Peter had troubles with simple equations, like: x = y + 2

Rex shot people in the hands with the help of Pythagoras' theorem to solve for the hypotenuse a of a triangle with sides b and c

wbr

theGoodGuysgetTheBadGuys('Yee-haw')

del + ins

This fancy-shooting fella has got to be kept completely in the light dark about what we're doing.

My favorite cowboy is Wrangler Bob Barber Rex O'Herlihan, but I also like the town drunk, Peter.

There's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the moon sun!

table + children

Simple table:

Simple table with header:

A table with thead, tfoot, and tbody

A table with colgroup:

A table with colgroup and col:

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